The MOTHER of All Emails...

... See what I did there?!


Yes, you are correct. You do not need glasses or laser eye surgery.

I received an email, TONIGHT in fact, that disclosed:

WE HAVE FOUND HER. 

YOUR BIRTH MOTHER.

She is going into their office to verify her identity at the end of next week.

Seriously, all I want to do is smoke a cigarette. (Sorry Ever!!!)

I can't talk. I don't want to talk. I don't know how to talk. I mean what do you say to that?

Hello. Goodbye.